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From last season, Zooey Deschanel sings a song about Valentine’s Day during her monologue

It’s February, the day’s fourteenBut from the look on your faceYou don’t know what that means.Don’t even try it, don’t try to deny itYou forgot it was Valentine’s Day. You tried to scramble and whip something upBut your balloons say “Happy Birthday”Your card says “Mazel Tov.”There’s no mistaking, don’t bother fakingYou forgot it was Valentine’s Day. I bought you a sweaterAnd baked you some cupcakesAnd put on some nice lingerie.You gave me your iPodAnd the cash in your pocketsAnd a USA Today.” And it wasn’t even from today — it was from an old hotel! “You said you made plans, but it didn’t seem rightWhen we went to Olive Garden at 11:15 at nightYour reservation should be in quotationsYou forgot about Valentine’s Day. I know I’m angryBut later, I’ll be fineYou’re just a moronBut at least you’re mine.And you can bet I’ll never let you forgetWhen you forgot about Valentine’s Day.

From last season, Zooey Deschanel sings a song about Valentine’s Day during her monologue

It’s February, the day’s fourteen
But from the look on your face
You don’t know what that means.
Don’t even try it, don’t try to deny it
You forgot it was Valentine’s Day. 

You tried to scramble and whip something up
But your balloons say “Happy Birthday”
Your card says “Mazel Tov.”
There’s no mistaking, don’t bother faking
You forgot it was Valentine’s Day. 

I bought you a sweater
And baked you some cupcakes
And put on some nice lingerie.
You gave me your iPod
And the cash in your pockets
And a USA Today.” 

And it wasn’t even from today — it was from an old hotel! 

“You said you made plans, but it didn’t seem right
When we went to Olive Garden at 11:15 at night
Your reservation should be in quotations
You forgot about Valentine’s Day. 

I know I’m angry
But later, I’ll be fine
You’re just a moron
But at least you’re mine.
And you can bet I’ll never let you forget
When you forgot about Valentine’s Day.


danceyrselfclean:

Zooey D!  #AdorkableEvenWhenFreezing #WorldSeries #NationalAnthem


I thought I was standing back, so they can take Nicole Kidman’s picture but apparently some of these guys were still trying to take a picture of me. Even though I clearly… that’s the face of someone giving up.


billykidd:

Zooey Deschanel was shot by Billy Kidd.

billykidd:

Zooey Deschanel was shot by Billy Kidd.



zooeydeschanel:

I rocked some Double Dutch ropes today on the set of #newgirl! (Taken with Instagram)

zooeydeschanel:

I rocked some Double Dutch ropes today on the set of #newgirl! (Taken with Instagram)


Zooey Deschanel & Hannah Simone: Fox All-Star Party 


“Certain aspects of my personality are always going to come out on-screen. I guess that’s just me - if they say I’m quirky, I’m quirky. It’s better than being boring.